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Monday, 20 July 2009

Spongebob's life lessons

After ten years, Spongebob Squarepants still keeps me, and several million others, coming back for more. Even at the age of eighteen, he still seems to captivate me in ways that many other shows simply cannot. Admit it, the show is absolute genius.
Hate him or love him, the porous creature form the deep teaches kids great life lessons with the addition of a high pitched, adorable laugh.
Seriously, how can you not like that?
10.
[Grandma's kisses]
It's okay to be a baby around your grandma. They like that and so should you. Remember not to grow up too fast- especially when your best friend enjoys your grandma's kisses as much as you do.
9.
[Sailor Mouth]
Swearing is an awful thing. When playing a game of Eels and Escalators, never amount to anything but good sportsmanship. Mama Krabs will make you paint her house if you say one of the thirteen naughty words.
8.
[Mid-Life Crustacean]
No matter how old you are, you can still be cool. Even if it amounts to raiding the panty-drawer of your own mother.
7.
[Texas]
Nothing is better for homesickness than a good friend. Even if they're a dumbass Starfish or a hyperactive Sponge.
6.
[SpongeGaurd on Duty.]
Stay true to yourself. Faking your way into becoming a Lifeguard just to "fit in with the gang" is not the way to go. Plus, you should probably know how to swim.
5.
[Jellyfish Jam]
Wild creatures do not make good house pets. But if you're looking into having a one night dance party romp, then be my guest.
4.
[Krusty Love]
You are free to love whoever you choose. Be it Boy, girl, or a oversized puffer fish, no one can put a stopper on true love.
3.
[My pretty Seahorse]
Don't name your horse Mystery. It's ill-fitting and stereotypical. Name it Majesty... Or Debbie.
2.
[The Sponge who could fly]
Don't let anyone put a damper on your dreams. No matter how stupid, death-defying, or vomit-inducing they are. Follow your heart.
1.
[Where's Gary?]
Don't be mean to your pet because an old lady will capture it and eat it. Period, the end.
[Thank you spongebob wikia for the pictures.]
[Spongebob Squarepants and all related characters and names are property of Nickelodeon.]